toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

(via zemnax)

intoxicatedontokki:

ivyclub:

ivyclub:

bkyl:

what is this chinese language

baekhuyn looks like he wants 2 commit homocide

HOMICIDE*(*************

you had it right the first time

(via zemnax)

esexist:

oh-oh-ohmorninglovely:

esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

go to bed…

i wrote that at 4pm you go to bed

(via randompineappliness)

exo-histowee:

jonginn-a:

source

(via haehunhan)

(Source: evolusionize, via zemnax)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via pikachens)

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

sexybarababewreckitralph:

louigan:

ranlou:

If we were all worried we dont have to be now

why can’t i reblog this a million times

WE’RE ALL OK!

((HUGE sigh of relief  I remember when Yahoo bought some other websites in the past ans shut them down. Hopefully they’ll stick to their word and leave Tumblr un-touched.)) 

(via bunniewookie)

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

(via pretendthisiswitty)

sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier, via dailydoseosnark)